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@ I talk to
myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
@ I think
it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
@ When
inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
@ Winter as
Hell – I ordered a pizza and the messenger comes with a Jet …
@ Women have
magic wand…they can turn anything in an argument.
@ X thinks
that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
@ Anyone
knows my Instagram username not making a new account again.
@ Bitch, the
only test you have passed in your life is pregnancy test.
@ Boys are
like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced
@ Girls, if
he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.
@
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
@ Had a
really great “Night Out” last night, According to my police report.
@ I always
dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
@ I am
always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.
@ I have
enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
@ I have
some 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.
@
Congratulations!!My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.
@ Currently
working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football
@ Dear Lord,
there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it
@ Did anyone
else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
@ Diet rule
#1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
@ Doing
nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish
@ Don’t
drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
@ I’m
Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
@ I’m not
afraid of going to hell because all my friends will be there
@ My
opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
@ Never cry
for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears
@ Not every
goodbye is painful like a ”goodbye class” from teacher!!
@ Not to get
technical, but according to chemistry alcohol is a solution.
@ Nothing in
the world is free, even Santa comes with a ‘Clause’.
@ Of course
I talk to myself..as sometimes I need expert advice !!!
@ People try
to bring you down if and only if you’re above them.
@ When I
actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
@ When I am
happy I smoke to rejoice, when I am sad I smoke to conceal.
@ Don’t get
a man(woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
@ Don’t kiss
behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
@ Don’t
think for a second that I actually care what you have to say
@ Don't kiss
behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
@ I stopped
fighting my inner demons because now we are on the same side!
@ I stopped
fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.
@ I tried to
be normal once. Wasted and Worst two minutes of my life.
@ I’m going
to update my status….but better you focus on your own.
@ I thinks
my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
@ When I
feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
@ When I was
born, I was so surprised that I didn’t talk for two years!
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