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@ I'm
Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
@ It’s Weird
that all pics shared from Instagram are always blurring.
@ I've had a
horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. :)
@ Just saw
the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
@ My
girlfriend now thinks I’m a car, want to handle me everywhere
@ When
you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me
@ Who needs
television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
@ Whoever
says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :)
@ Why there
isn’t a day between Saturday & Sunday? I really need it.
@
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Blogger. I’m very busy and awesome
@ Everyone
on this earth is self-centered, the difference is the radius
@ Excuse me
....Plesae empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.
@
Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
@ Hated by
many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some, confronted by none
@ When you
eat a banana, never ever make eye contact.
@ When you
wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?
@ I like to
listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.
@ I live in
a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
@ I love the
days when APPLE & BLACKBERRY were just fruits.
@ I really
need 5 hours of Facebook to balance out my 5 minutes of studying.
@ I saw a
shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..
@ I say
this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
@ I’m not
glad it’s “Friday” I’m glad it’s “Today”. Love your life 7 days a week.
@ I’m not
sure how many problems I have because math is one of them
@ I’m really
a giant cupcake. Afraid of roller coasters and dry ice
@ I’m
starting to like Instagram, which is weird because I hate pictures.
@ i’ve yet
to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.
@ Having a
best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
@ Having one
child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
@ How come,
man’s creation is smarter than God – for example smart phone.
@ How is a
poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
@ I
absolutely hate Instagram, and anything else having to do with hashtags.
@ I hope one
day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt
@ I know the
world isn’t going 2 end in 2016 cuz my yogurt expires in 2017!
@ I learn
from the mistakes of others……to whom I have given advice to.
@ My
girlfriend thinks I’m cheating you, I hope you do not confirm
@ My husband
thinks i am crazy, whereas he is the one that married me..
@ Perfect
has 7 letters and so does meeeeee. Coincidence? I think not.
@ Posted pic
on Instagram, and she didn’t like it
@ Pour
yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
@ Some
people have relationships and some people have vodka
@ Some
people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
@ Someone
asked me How’s life? I just smiled and replied, She’s fine
@ The road
which is less traveled is less traveled for a reason indeed.
@ There’s no
such thing as darkness, just an absence of light
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