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@ I have to
be funny because being hot is not an option.
@ I still
don’t understand Twitter, but here I am.
@ I think
it’s weird if a girl doesn’t have a whatsapp now days.
@ I tried to
be normal. Worst two minutes of my life.
@ I used to
be an atheist, But then i realized i’m God.
@ I wake up
when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
@ It’s
always too far too good and too near too bad.
@ It's been
70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
@ I've lost
my mind and I'm pretty sure my spouse took it!
@ Remember
it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.
@ SARCASM is
Just one of the many services i have offer.
@ Smile
today, cry tomorrow. Read this every day!
@ Smile
today, tomorrow could be worse.
@ Smile,
it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
@ Some days
start better than others
@ Some
people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.
@
Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
@ The fool
didn’t know it was impossible, so HE DID IT
@ You is
kind, you is smart, you is important
@ You see
that blue follow button? I’d tap that!
@ You should
always do what’s right and not what’s easy.
@ You think
your pretty but not mirror supports
@ Hey good
lookin, can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
@ Hey there!
Instagram is using my Internet Data Balance
@ I always
learn from mistake of others who take my advice :)
@ I was
addicted to hokey pokey but I turned myself around
@ I Was Born
Cool but Global Warming Made Me Hot.
@ If I die
tomorrow, will you remember me
@ If I was
funny, I would have a good Instagram caption
@ If people
talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!
@ If school
has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
@ Is anyone
going to put anything funny on here?????
@ I am
nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
@ I am who I
am, Your approval is not needed.
@ The only
thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight.
@ The only
thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
@ The only
tie success comes before work is in dictionary.
@ wanted to
kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
@ WARNING!!
I know karate …..and some other words!!!
@ WARNING:
Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
@ You can
switch off a mobile phone but not a girl friend.
@ You cannot
always make a person laugh, unles you’re a joker.
@ You cannot
stop the waves but you can learn to surf.
@ I want
some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
@ I want
someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
@ message, I
can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
@ Good
Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
@ GOOGLE
must be a woman because it knows everything.
@ Hard work
never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
@ I can see
you checking my Instagram status.
@ I can’t
even give you a ugly look, you already have one.
@ I Can’t
remember who I stole my bio from or why
@ I have a
date, um how do I get skinny by tomorrow?
@ I have an
uncommon sense that is common sense.
@ I have not
lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere.
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