There are best jokes for your whatsapp chats. You may share
this funny messages on Facebook and twitter. These Whatsapp jokes in English
language. These whatsapp messages are short messages especially for humorous
people.
1# a fool is a fool on any date – very funny forward message to fool.
Six Amazing facts:-
1. 90% of people in Myanmar don’t drink milk
2. Snake’s vision is up to 5 km.
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4. No twins have been born till now in Switzerland.
5. Zebra doesn’t have liver.
6. All these details are false.
Thanks 4 believing 4 a while,
Today is not April 1, But a fool is a fool on any date…!! :-P:-D...
1. 90% of people in Myanmar don’t drink milk
2. Snake’s vision is up to 5 km.
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4. No twins have been born till now in Switzerland.
5. Zebra doesn’t have liver.
6. All these details are false.
Thanks 4 believing 4 a while,
Today is not April 1, But a fool is a fool on any date…!! :-P:-D...
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2# whatever wife asks – humorous message
from wife.
In the morning wife asked for newspaper...
Husband - how backward are you....world had progressed so much and you are asking for newspaper? Here, have my TAB....
Husband - how backward are you....world had progressed so much and you are asking for newspaper? Here, have my TAB....
Wife killed the cockroach with the TAB....
Husband unconscious...!!!
Moral- Whatever wife asks... Just give
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3# Impact of Job Change – Funny, Horror, joke from a taxi driver
One day, a taxi passenger touched driver on his shoulder to
ask something...
Driver screamed, lost control of car, went up on footpath & stopped few centimeters from a shop Passenger apologized and said: "I didn’t realize that a little touch would scare u so much"
Driver screamed, lost control of car, went up on footpath & stopped few centimeters from a shop Passenger apologized and said: "I didn’t realize that a little touch would scare u so much"
Driver replied: sorry it’s not your fault, it’s my 1st day
as a cab driver, and I’ve been driving a van carrying dead bodies from last 25
years...
Don’t laugh alone. Forward it on
4# drunken husband - joke from drunken husband
Husband came home drunk. To avoid
wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Had Alcohol?
Husband: No No Darling
Wife: Idiot.. Then Y u opened my suitcase and acting like typing..!
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Wife: Had Alcohol?
Husband: No No Darling
Wife: Idiot.. Then Y u opened my suitcase and acting like typing..!
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5# a cute excuse
A cute excuse:
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if they were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's...
Teacher-Y r u late?
Student-Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher-so what makes U late if they were fighting?
Student-one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's...
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message to all
6# attention plzz
Mother to Son:
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son: Don't know
Mother: Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother: Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother: Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
Who is Tippu Sultan ?
Son: Don't know
Mother: Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother: Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother: Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also
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message to all
7# “My sweet son” by lucky
daddy – Funny, Horror
“My sweet son” by lucky daddy:
5 years old son,
5 years old son,
After watching a story of an Emperor
on TV: "Mum, I also want 7 wives, one will cook for me, one will read for
me, one will go for walk with me, one will sing for me, one can bath me ...”
Mum smiled and said: "Then
night time I don't have to accompany you to sleep!"
After some thought, son said: "Not possible, I still want to sleep with you mummy!"
Moms eyes fill up with tears of happiness:
"My sweet son!"
"Then who will sleep with your 7 wives?"
After some thought, son said: "Not possible, I still want to sleep with you mummy!"
Moms eyes fill up with tears of happiness:
"My sweet son!"
"Then who will sleep with your 7 wives?"
"Let them sleep with
daddy!"
Dad’s eyes fill up with tears of
happiness:
"My sweet son!"
"My sweet son!"
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message to all
8# Generation gap
This is "Generation Gap"
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 2$. Son spends 2$ to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!)
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 2$. Son spends 2$ to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct...!)
9# Responsibility
Peak of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "hello.. who will return the book ????"
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message to all
10# lunch time in office
Always let your
boss have the first say. !!! Funny Whatsapp forward message, whatsapp
forward story
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are
walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie
comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me
first!” says the admin. Clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!”
says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my
personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”
Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager
says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
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11# All Men are Brave - funny message to forward in whatsapp
All Men are Brave:
Horror Movies don't scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife..Surely does...
Horror Movies don't scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife..Surely does...
One Smart Guy Invented "WhatsApp” And Added a feature
in it called 'Last Seen At'
Thank god, this feature is not available in whatsapp called
'last seen with'
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message to all
12# Wi-Fi rocks – funny laughing message
A short story!
A girl used to see a boy standing in-front of her home every
day.
She used to come from college and observe him. The boy never
tries to talk to her, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile.
It went on like that for and year, Girl understood his love
towards her and told her parents. Even they saw him they liked him. Girl called
her grandparents too to decide the marriage.
One day she goes to him &says "U have been standing
in front of my home every day since 1year.
I understood that U love me so much &even I am ready to
marry U". Boy (in shock) Forgive me sister! Actually Ur home's WIFI
doesn't have a password.
So I come here to use free internet data.
Girl shocks Wi-Fi rocks.
Don't laugh alone forward it your whatsapp friends.
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