Whatsapp forward messages: collection of Best 20

Whatsapp forward messages – collection of Best 20
Hopefully, the collection of best 20 whatsapp forward messages can useful to you and satisfy to forward in your whatsapp to all contacts and Facebook status.


1# The Whatsappobia disorder!!It is a Funny forward message with unnoted whatsapp real facts. Every day, we are doing these facts with whatsapp.

The Whatsappobia disorder!!
1) Waking up in the morning and the first thing you do is check your WhatsApp!
2) Checking peoples "last seen" and judging at what time do they sleep/wake up!
3) Stalking people’s status and wishing that you could have the same one!
4) Checking out a friends profile picture for a rather long time!
5) Continuously checking a person’s "last seen" if he/she hasn't yet replied!
6) Checking who's online on your list so that you can chat with them!
7) Trying to figure out who's texting whom!
8) Wanting to block your own "last seen" but wanting to be able to see others "last seen"!
9) Wondering how a person is perpetually online!!!
10) Randomly waking up at night and going online to boost yours "last seen"!
Don't laugh alone... forward this message to others if you have at least few of the symptoms!


2# good night message with a suspense - an irritating forward message to say good night, good morning and your special wishes in whatsapp. If you want, Change no.7 for your wish.

Keep focus and don't cheat do as it asks u.
[01] I want to tell u all one secret see no.5.
[02] Answer is in no.11.
[03] Don't get angry see no.15.
[04] Silent be cool and c no.13.
[05] You see first no.2.
[06] U r getting angry now C No.12.
[07] Good night, take care
[08] Answer is in no.14.
[09] Keep patients and see no. 4.
[10] This time guarantee no.7.
[11] I hope that u r seeing no.6.
[12] Sorry… first see no.8.
[13] Hold u r breathe c no.10.
[14] Hmmmm I think its no. 3.
[15] I think u have to see no.9 now.


3# keep an idiot too busy for 20 seconds - a Funny and interesting forward message to irritate and make idiot your whatsapp friends.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, too cat, busy cat
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.


4# our aim in life should be 9 to 0 - an inspirational forward message through order of 9 to 0 number.

Our aim in life should be
9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0
..9-glass drinking water.
..8-hrs sound sleep.
..7-wonders tour with family.
..6-six digit income.
..5-days work a week
..4-wheeler.
..3-bedroom flat
..2-cute children.
..1-sweetheart <3.
..0-tension!
If u like pls send to all people who are important to you...


5# last seen at –whatsapp forward message with funny joke.

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.
She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.
She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and..... *PHATTTAKK * slapped his face!!!
The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!
Then the wife showed him her phone which showed.... "Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago". 
Technology Rockzzzz 
If u smile, pls forward this to all people and make them happy :)


6# keep smiling - good inspirational message to recover from worry

A joker told the audience a wonderful joke and all the people started laughing...
Joker repeated the same joke and only few people laughed...
He again repeated the same joke but this time no one laughed...
Then he told these beautiful lines...;
“When you cannot laugh on the same joke again and again...
then why do you cry again and again on the same worry?"
So enjoy your every moment of life..!!
Life is beautiful
memories of Charlie Chaplin- a good day to recollect his 3 heart-touching statements:-
(1) Nothing permanent in this world, not even our troubles.
(2) I like walking in the rain, because nobody can see my tears.
(3) The most wasted day in life is the day in which we have not laughed.
Keep smiling :) :) :)
Forward to all people and make them happy :)


7# a fool is a fool on any date – very funny forward message to fool.

Six Amazing facts:-
1. 90% of people in Myanmar don’t drink milk
2. Snake’s vision is up to 5 km.
3. A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4. No twins have been born till now in Switzerland.
5. Zebra doesn’t have liver.
6. All these details are false.
Thanks 4 believing 4 a while,
Today is not April 1, But a fool is a fool on any date…!! :-P:-D...
Forward this message to all crazy Whatsapp contacts and fool them :)


8# Alphabetic advice for you - a motivational forward message in alphabetic.

Alphabetic advice for you
A B C
Avoid Boring Company...
D E F
Don't Entertain Fools...
G H I
Go for High Ideas.
J K L M
Just keep a friend like ME...
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering...
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales... 
T U V
Tune yourself for ur Victory...
W X Y Z
We Expect You to zoom ahead in life
If you see the moon..... You see the beauty of God.....  
If you see the Sun..... You see the power of God..... And....   
If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD.
So Believe in YOURSELF.
Forward to all people and make them happy :)


9# the best moments of love - a special message to your special person.

These are the best moments of love...don't miss them in life.
Love is not only having a boyfriend or girlfriend.
Love u all who have been a special part of my life...........
Its love, when a little girl puts her energy to give dad a head massage.
Its love, when a wife makes tea for husband and take a sip before him.
Its love, when a mother gives her son the best piece of cake.
Its love, when ur friend holds ur hand tightly on a slippery road.
Its love, when your brother messages you and asks did you reach home on time..
Love is not just a guy holding a girl and going around the city.
Love is when u send a small msg to your friends to make them smile...
Luv is actually a name of "care"...
Welcome the season of love... if cares someone every day, u have a spl Valentine’s Day forever, today also!! Happy valentine day  :) <3
Forward this message and to make them smile...


10# A FANTASTIC painting - a positive attitude message.

A King with a defect in one eye and in one leg asked all the painters to draw a beautiful portrait of his...!
But no one was ready to draw,
as how to show him beautiful with a defect in one eye & a defect in a leg...!
One painter however agreed and draw a classic one...!
It was such a FANTASTIC painting that everyone was surprised...!
He painted the King aiming for a deer in a hunt, targeting with one eye closed & a leg bent for it...!
Why can't we all paint others like this, "hiding their weakness"
& "highlighting their strengths"...???
May we learn to hide other's weakness & bring their virtues to light...!!!
If u like this message, pass to all


11# STRESSED in reverse Spelling DESSERTS!!! -  whatsapp forward message for attitude.

An Old man has 8 hair on his head.
He went to Barber shop.
Barber in anger asked: shall I cut or count?
Old man smiled and said: "Color it!" 
LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling
If you feel STRESSED,
Give yourself a Break.
Enjoy Some...
Ice cream
Chocolates
Cake
Why?
B'Coz
STRESSED in reverse Spelling
DESSERTS!!!
Forward to all


12# I’ll wait for u... – a suspenseful, funny, irritating message for whatsapp chats.

A girl always went to a park to meet her boyfriend.
She was always on time, but he was always late... She never got angry... 1day she dint turn up, so the boy went to her home angrily...
He came to know that she is suffering from blood cancer & admitted in hospital, 6 days deadline...
Boy went crying home and climbed up the terrace to commit suicide...
He left a letter for the girl saying, "U always waited for me and I came late .... But today am going early and I’ll wait for u...”
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At the same superman was crossing the boy's home.....
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Will superman save him or not?
To find out.....
Watch....
Superman daily night at 9 exclusively only on cartoon network TV...
I know u guys will be waiting to kill me for this fwd....
But what to do guys?!
What's app is free
so send whatever u want....
People will read it with interest....
Forward this message to all crazy Whatsapp contacts.


13# But it's impossible an inspirational and motivational message for whatsapp chats.

"A frog decided to reach the top of a tree and all the other frogs shouted, "but it's impossible." Still the frog reached the top, how?

Because he was deaf and he thought all the shouting was to encourage him! We all need to be deaf to negative voices in order to reach our goal.
We all face times when our minds are awash with negative thoughts, sometimes they are reinforced by other people and sometimes we just can't shift them ourselves.
The trouble with such thoughts is that once they are embedded, we start to believe them and they become difficult to get away from.
If u want to motivate someone, forward this message to them :) and motivate them.


14# leave your stress immediately - an interesting whatsapp message to leave stress.

A Psychologist walked around a room while teaching Stress Management to an audience.
As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "Half empty or Half full" question.
Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, it's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm.
If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed.
In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.
Moral:  "The Stresses and Worries in Life, are like that Glass of Water... Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed incapable of doing anything."
Leave ur stress immediately and forward to all 


15# Psychology says - an interesting psychology message for whatsapp.

Psychology says:
1.   75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.
2.   A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.
3.   A person is more likely to use “K“in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you.
4.   According to old myths, the inability to fall asleep at night means you're awake in someone's dream.
5.   Everyone has a song in their playlist which they always skip, but never delete.
6.   If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you take the test it can help you remember.
7.   Ironically, sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the one's who really want to.
8.   Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem solving skills.
9.   Lack of sleep makes it difficult to control emotions which is why people are more likely to cry or laugh uncontrollably at night.
10.        People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q.
11.        Smiles have been proven to be more attractive on a woman's face than makeup.
12.        You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at.
13.        Your body is actually designed to get 4 hours of sleep twice per day instead of 8 hours once!
14.        Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.

You were smiling while reading this message.
Keep smiling it suits you. And keep share this message with them.


16# remember to greet - an interesting messages for your daily wishers.

This story is about a person working with a freezer plant.
It was almost the day end. Everyone had packed up to check out.
A technical snag developed the plant and he went to check.
By the time he finished it was late. The doors were sealed and the lights were off.
Trapped inside the ice plant whole night without air and light, an icy grave was almost sure for him.
Hours passed thus. Suddenly he found someone opening the door.
Was it a miracle?
The security guard entered there with a torch light and helped him to come out.
On the way back the person asked the security guard, “How did you know that I am inside?” “Who informed you?” the guard said, “None sir; this unit has about 50 people. But you are the only one who says Hello to me in the morning and bye in the evening.
You had reported in morning. But did not go out. That made me suspicious.”
Never did the person know that a small gesture of greeting someone would prove to be a lifesaver for him.
So do us.
Remember to greet when you meet someone, of course with a warm smile.
We don’t know; that may work a miracle in your life too...
Goodnight take care


17# Whatever wife asks... Just give – it is a funny message through husband and wife conversation.

In the morning wife asked for newspaper...
Husband - how backward are you....world had progressed so much and you are asking for newspaper? Here, have my TAB....
Wife killed the cockroach with the TAB....
Husband unconscious...
Moral- Whatever wife asks... Just give

You were smiling while reading this message, forward to all


18# All Men are Brave - funny message to forward in whatsapp

All Men are Brave:
Horror Movies don't scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife..Surely does...
One Smart Guy Invented "WhatsApp” And Added a feature in it called 'Last Seen At'
Thank god, this feature is not available in whatsapp called 'last seen with' 


19# Best day to propose a girl - humorous thought message

Hey you Know,
Which is the best day to propose a girl...
April fool is the Best Time to Propose a Girl…
You Know Why…..???????
If She Says YES “You Are In Luck”
If She Says NO “April Fools…”
Don't laugh alone forward it your whatsapp friends.


20# Wi-Fi rocks – funny laughing message

A short story!
A girl used to see a boy standing in-front of her home every day.
She used to come from college and observe him. The boy never tries to talk to her, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile.
It went on like that for and year, Girl understood his love towards her and told her parents. Even they saw him they liked him. Girl called her grandparents too to decide the marriage.
One day she goes to him &says "U have been standing in front of my home every day since 1year.
I understood that U love me so much &even I am ready to marry U". Boy (in shock) Forgive me sister! Actually Ur home's WIFI doesn't have a password.
So I come here to use free internet data.
Girl shocks Wi-Fi rocks.
Don't laugh alone forward it your whatsapp friends.

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