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You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than
me,and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
I love the ones who are in my life and make it amazing. I also love the ones who left my life and made it fantastic.
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I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking…
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?
Warning, it’s not safe to talk to me at the moment..
I won’t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me :P
If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.
History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
Don't do
homework save paper!
My room +
internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
I’m a good boy with bad habits :P
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Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
What is the main
reason for failure? I think its EXAMS.What do you think?
Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a
girl says, Can you give me your number :D
I don't always have time to study... but when
I do, I don't.
Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
If
women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to each other.
Whenever i have a problem, I just sing,
Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
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If nothing lasts forever, I was wondering if you might wanna be my nothing?
There is something wrong with my phone. Any GIRL call it for me to see if it rings?
ME without you is like: Facebook without friends,YouTube without videos and Google with no results.
My first name and your last name would sound great together.
The only math I can remember is that …. You + Me = Forever
When I ask you to listen a song,it’s because the lyrics mean everything i’m trying to say to you…
flip the coin.. head i am yours, tail you are mine. :)
I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
You are the first person who has been able to make my heart beat slower and faster at the same time.
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact
that I am right.
When in doubt, mumble.
By the time you learn the rules of life,you’re too old
to play the game.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong.A tax is a fine for doing well.
Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
If you hurt my best friend,I will make your death look like an accident.
Never have more children than you have car windows.
God must love stupid people- he made so many!
I like children. Properly cooked.
Until I was thirteen I thought my name was 'Shut up'.
My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
If women could read minds,every second man will get slapped.
I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
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Whatsapp Status for Friendship
Friends are God’s way
of taking care of us.
Friendship doubles your joys, and divides
your sorrows.
A friend knows the song in my heart and sings
it to me when my memory fails.
Friends are like Stars.. you can’t always see
them, but you know they’re always there.
A road to a friend’s house is never long.
Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
A true friend sees the first tear… catches
the second… and stops the third.
Everyone hears what you say. Friends
listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
We are best friends forever, I’ll
be there for you whenever.
When life becomes a bumpy ride, real
friends are always by your side.
Best Love
Status for Whatsapp
Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?
If my love for you is a crime, I want to be
the most wanted criminal.
Its amazing how crazy i feel when my phone
vibrates and I’m begging it to be you.
Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
No matter how much i try to forget
you, you'll always be a part of me.
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